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I love that moment when you open one and sink into it you can escape from the world, into a story that's way more interesting than yours will ever be. Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page You will never know what the next chapter holds.

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I love being married. If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!

The only reason why 30 guys liked your picture is that they can see right down your shirt. People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane until we invented smartphones and social media.

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Between the misty air and rolling slope of the earth, the grounds reminded me of a long lost fairy tale. This meme won't die. People are still convinced that new ebooks are going to be priced at ten cents, and writers will starve, and this will cause a second Great Depression where banks will close and people will be forced to buy Kindles with food stamps, and then the earth will enter another ice age where all the bunnies will freeze to death.